Oh Gosh

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'Crappy Hour' -- Why I Hate Dynamis

This is something I've been noticing ever since I started Dynamis one-and-a-half years ago. For some inexplicable reason, I appear to experience a period during each Dynamis in which all my physical spells' potency and/or accuracy are diminished for reasons I can't explain. It seems to have nothing to do with mob-type or zone--it just seems to come in cycles.

Dynamis - Xarcabard: NONE FOR YOU

Assassin's Armlets: O
Pantin Taj: O 

BUT NONE FOR ERE.

Clearly in an effort to spite me, Dynamis dropped only those two relics tonight... Oh, and WAR, which is pretty much complimentary with the continental breakfast.

Anyway, I'm next for Ass Hands. :D

Win

Sad. Face.

Dynamis - Xarcabard

17% Waxing Crescent:

• Bard's Cannions x2
• Koga Tekko x2
• Scout's Jerkin
• Warrior's Lorica x2
• Argute Mortarboard
• Duelist's Chapeau
• Sorcerer's Petasos

Man, every sweet mage hat except the Mirage Keffiyeh. And taunting me by having the three BLU primaries ahead of me leave over an hour early was a nice touch.

Thanks, Dynamis - Xarcabard!!

Possibly Maybe

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It's time for me to focus on my last semester in college.

OR I COULD DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE:

'Finally! I look as pretty as I feel.'

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Finally, the wait is over...



Yop, that's mine! First drop of the evening too. :3

Last Dynamis of the Year

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Ok, I can't even remember what relics we got tonight because we got so many, but I got something nice:

2/3 Paths

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Wow, I haven't posted in like, A FEW DAYS. Sadly, all I have to report is same ol', same ol'.

Nyzul Isle, as usual, hates me. No Feeties (again), but Denali Jacket dropped. I WAS ACTUALLY PRESENT THIS TIME. However, when I see a THF in a Mandau and 4/5 Denali, I can't help but yield. I passed the coat to him. :)

CoP is coming along relatively smoothly. We've cleared Tenzen's and Louverance's Paths with ease and started Ulmia's today. Unfortunately, we underestimated the Mithra Trackers...

Gaming the System

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Bard's Slippers: O
Melee Glovesx2: O
Duelist's Tights: O
Assassin's Poulainesx2: O
Commodore's Gants: O
Cleric's Pantaloons: O

A few people still needed Jeuno, but I guess we'll have to do it again for those who missed out on the win today.

Curiously, I did get my hands on something:

Praying to the Patron Saint of Dynamis

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Monster Helm: O
Pantin Dastanas: O
Assassin's Bonnetx2: O

'No' to Mirage Jubbah Again

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Duelist's Tabard: O
Valor Leggings: O
Mirage Jubbah: X

And to make matters worse, we killed the {Mega Boss} after our designation was up, so a few people couldn't get the win.

Eremes dies a little inside.