The Old Man and the Sea

=== Area: Aht Urhgan Whitegate ===
Eremes's Linkshell decides to fight Mahjlaef the Paintorn.
Eremes is asked to gear for Cannonball and Heat Breath.
Eremes looks shocked!
Eremes uses the Runic Portal to reach Nyzul Isle staging point.
=== Area: Alzadaal Undersea Ruins ===
Eremes waves to the Qiqirn Poulterer.
=== Area: Caedarva Mire ===
Eremes skillfully dodges agro from true-everything mobs.
Eremes builds 300 TP on Heraldic Imps and Soul Flayers.
Eremes is ill-equipped to handle normal mobs.
Eremes is tired of clearing the area.
Eremes stares blankly.
Eremes notices it's Firesday.
Eremes psychs up!
A wild Mahjlaef the Paintorn appears!
Eremes uses a Tavnazian Taco.
Eremes begins casting Cocoon on Eremes.
Eremes casts Cocoon.
Eremes receives the effect of Defense Boost.
Eremes uses Chain Affinity.
Eremes uses Sneak Attack.
Eremes begins casting Cannonball on Mahjlaef the Paintorn.

Eremes feels decently good.
Eremes had to change his build to incorporate Heat Breath.
Eremes grins roguishly.
Mahjlaef the Paintorn readies Immortal Shield.
Mahjlaef the Paintorn receives the effect of Magic Shield.
Eremes begins casting Cocoon on Eremes.
Eremes casts Cocoon.
Eremes receives the effect of Defense Boost.
Eremes uses Chain Affinity.
Eremes uses Sneak Attack.
Eremes begins casting Cannonball on Mahjlaef the Paintorn.

Eremes's e-peen has become flaccid.
Equipment changed.
Equipment changed.
Equipment changed.
Equipment changed.
Equipment changed.
Equipment changed.
Eremes begins casting Heat Breath on Mahjlaef the Paintorn.

Eremes notes that 663x2 = 1326.
Eremes is pleased.
Kyte makes a snide remark.
Eremes makes a passive-aggressive retort.
Someone else defeats Mahjlaef the Paintorn.
Eremes has successfully offered both physical and magical damage against an [Incredibly tough] [Notorious Monster].