When Update Notes Fail to Impress You

Things look grim for XI's future as all of its development team talent is busy breastfeeding XIV. I hope the WotG missions were finished before the transfer, because otherwise we might see some serious quality control issues. As the final version update news trickles in, I find myself, not excited with the content to come, but rather wanting to close my account. And that, my friends, is sad.

Nahn, You're a Window Shopper

Nahn

VANQUISHED

(1/12, no TH)

It's anyone's guess what wicked sorcerous crabs would be doing with handwoven Turkish scarves.

Zugzwang

Sighted between (H/I-8) during Full Moon (95%) on Iceday between 0:00-4:00. Either it's triggered by the Lunar Phase, day of the week, or it has a high repop timer. It wasn't up the following 2 nights, and since no one killed it when it first spawned, I'd imagine if it goes unclaimed past 4:00, its respawn timer is reset.

Such a shame no one was around to kill it with me.